OH NO!
I was in a panic.
There was spilled nail polish on my floor-
my wooden floor.
Red Polish!
I've told my granddaughter, Taylor, a gazillion times,
Paint Your Nails at the Table
and
Line the Table with Newspaper!!!!
I rushed to pick it up before more leaked out.
Just then . . .
I PICKED UP THE ENTIRE SPILL ??????????
I FELL for it!
Taylor and her mom had been to the wax museum downtown
and they must have had a magic shop,
or a gift shop with practical jokes.
It was fake polish!
We all had a good laugh,
especially Taylor!
(Good thing too, because she wouldn't have been laughing
had it been real polish.)
4 comments:
That was a good one, I wouldn't have tried it on my mother or grandmother as I might have been smacked before I could get the word joke out. They were not women to have their floors messed with, fanatics actually.
That's great, I should buy some of that!
Well, that's less shocking than plastic dog doo. More original, too!
good one! I saw this recently at a store...oh no! it was at the flea market. They had a basket full of gags. It made me think of this post. and yes, they had the dog doo thrown in with all the gags too.
never gets old does it!
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