Wednesday, July 30, 2014

I Was Seeing Red!


 OH NO!
I was in a panic.
There was spilled nail polish on my floor-
my wooden floor.
Red Polish!

I've told my granddaughter, Taylor, a gazillion times, 

   Paint Your Nails at the Table
and 
Line the Table with Newspaper!!!!

I rushed to pick it up before more leaked out. 
Just then . . . 
 I PICKED UP THE ENTIRE SPILL ??????????

 I FELL for it!

Taylor and her mom had been to the wax museum downtown
and they must have had a magic shop,
or  a gift shop with practical jokes.
It was fake polish!

We all had a good laugh,
especially Taylor!

(Good thing too, because she wouldn't have been laughing
had it been real polish.)

4 comments:

Sunnybrook Farm said...

That was a good one, I wouldn't have tried it on my mother or grandmother as I might have been smacked before I could get the word joke out. They were not women to have their floors messed with, fanatics actually.

Missy Shay said...

That's great, I should buy some of that!

Harry Flashman said...

Well, that's less shocking than plastic dog doo. More original, too!

Patricia @ Corn in my Coffee-Pot said...

good one! I saw this recently at a store...oh no! it was at the flea market. They had a basket full of gags. It made me think of this post. and yes, they had the dog doo thrown in with all the gags too.
never gets old does it!